*Have you heard of the new restaurant they are opening for buelimcs? It's called the Scarf and Barf. They were going to call it the Fork and Bucket...thank god good taste prevailed

I always enjoyed listening to George. I have had his 7 words memorized (in correct order) since the first time I listened to them. I believe that he was one of the more profound comedians alive, and no one will ever be able to duplicate his act. He made people think. He made people laugh. To those people condemning him because of your religious belifs, he didn't give two ****s and a **** that you were offended by him. The fact that you were offended by him made him that much more influential, because how could you be offended if you didn't listen to him. He said it best "Words can't hurt you." Maybe, to those that are offended by what he said need to look at themselves and reevaluate their lives, because there is nothing sadder than trying to put to blame your insecurities on other people.

I was shocked to hear that he died and will miss him, even though he went over the edge sometimes (but who amongst us hasn't).

I haven't seen this line and can't be sure if it was George or not, but it is definitely in his style:
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose!

you're missed, mr. carlin.

America misses him, one of the funniest men whoever lived, RIP George Carlin

Jim – It's sad that you make your assumptions and allegations based on a chance meeting one time. If you truly knew anything about George at all, you'd realize the true genius of his comedic logic. He took illogical situations that happen everday and made us think about them and be able to laugh at the sheer absurdness of them.

Wally – Carlin will be missed more than you will ever know.

Shell Shock...Battle Fatigue....Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Classic Carlin right there. It would take too much to type it all out, but Carlin fans will recognize it immediately.

RIP George